My Banker, My Friend

When I first read an article warning that banks are changing standard mortgage wording to allow them to apply mortgage payments to other forms of debt, I was skeptical.  After all, a mortgage payment is a mortgage payment and a credit card payment is a credit card payment.  There is no ambiguity.

Then I received a letter from my credit card provider (see below) that says:

"In any of the above categories (a) to (d), those amounts with the lowest rate(s) of interest will be paid first before those amounts with the higher rate(s) of interest."

Now that's just mean.  Basic financial advice is that you pay down the debt with the highest rate of interest first.  It only makes sense.  And in troubled financial times, we all have to pay attention to basic financial advice.  Is it really in the bank's best long term interest to treat customers this way?  Here's what MNBA says:  http://www.mbna.ca/about_company_conductcommitment.html  I'll let you be the judge of whether this practice is "top quality customer service."

Codes of Conduct and Public Commitment

MBNA, a division of The Toronto-Dominion Bank and Canada's largest MasterCard issuer, is committed to providing top quality customer service. What sets us apart is our commitment to finding the right customers and keeping them.

Voluntary Codes of Conduct and Public Commitments are non-legislated commitments, voluntarily made by companies, that ensure a high level of service while helping them remain competitive. At MBNA we adhere to the following voluntary codes and public commitment designed to protect our customers.

Code of Conduct for the Credit and Debit Card Industry in Canada
Promotes fair business practices and ensures that merchants and consumers understand the costs and benefits associated with credit and debit cards.

Call to Action

I'm not going to rant about unfairness or counsel you to complain to the authorities, the ombudsman or the courts.  Yes, class action lawsuits and government intervention have happened over this kind of issue, but it's a long road.  My simple advice is to keep all of your eggs in different baskets.  The old advice was to have a relationship with your banker.  Keep all your services under one roof so they could get to know you and offer you the best deal.  Those days are gone.  Now you can have your mortgage with one company, your credit cards with two other companies and your retirement savings with yet another firm.  Divide and survive!

Sound, Practical Financial Advice From a Bank??

A round of applause to the bank president who wants the Federal Government to reduce the maximum mortgage limit from 30 years back to 25. (I guess he doesn't realize that he could order his own people to do just that.)

Without getting into a bunch of financial mumbo jumbo, I look at it this way: you get the big mortgage when you need the space for a growing family. With the cost of university education being as high as it is, you need the mortgage paid off by the time the kids go there. A 30 year mortgage leaves you caught in a financial squeeze.

Unfortunately, bank employees don't talk in those terms when you sit down to negotiate your finances. They tell you that you can afford a bigger house with a 30 year mortgage. While not technically a lie, it is hardly a responsible practice either.

So, Mr. Clark, put your bank where your mouth is and give your young customers solid, practical financial advice. You don't need Federal Government approval for that.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/globe-investor/mortgage-rules-should-be-stricter-td-chief-says/article2271588/

Dear Donut

Dear Donut,

Our relationship goes back a long way. I feel like you’ve become a big part of me. You used to be such a treat, but now, I fear you’ve become a bad habit. Three-thirty in the afternoon rolls around and suddenly you’re there, demanding my attention. It wasn’t supposed to be this way.

I don’t know how to say this without hurting your feelings, but let’s face it. You lied to me. You were supposed to be a snack, a burst of energy, a friend to carry me through until dinner. But that’s not what happened. Sure, the anticipation of meeting you was exquisite. Your softness against my lips. Your sweet taste . . .

But I digress. The sad thing was that after all that foreplay, you didn’t hold up your end of the bargain. After you were gone, I felt tired, not energized. In fact, worse than if I hadn’t had you at all. I put up with it for a while, but it has gone too far. This relationship has to end.

I’m sorry if I’ve never mentioned this before. I know you mean well. I appreciate the kind thought, but no, I really don’t think there’s anything you can do. No, another layer of frosting isn’t going to make a difference. Really. Yes, a fruit filling might make you more romantic, but that just doesn’t deal with the issue. We just weren’t made for each other.

Well, I wasn’t going to mention this to you, but yes, there is someone else. She’s from a different country. No, not Danish! She goes down smooth and gives me lasting energy. No, this isn’t about liking salty more than sweet. Besides, she’s a lot less salty now, more earthy, I’d say. She’s a vegetable juice.

No need to get personal! Vegetables may not be sexy, but they’re smart, and I have come to appreciate how much I like that. You know, I thought you would be a difficult habit to give up, but it turned out that you were easy to replace with something smart.

Look, let’s not part as enemies. You’re sweet. You’re fun, particularly when you’re fresh. And we have known each other a long time. Can't we just be friends?


Bill

Are the Banks Responding?

Rob Carrick of the Globe and Mail reports that the banks may be taking more responsibility for people getting themselves in too deep:  http://www.theglobeandmail.com/globe-investor/personal-finance/rob-carrick/banks-can-do-more-to-restrain-runaway-household-debt/article1918234/ 

I'm all for consumer choice and I don't want a paternalistic approach.  At the same time, there needs to be a balance to the marketing messages of spend, spend, spend.